3rd Act Leah Part 25 - Lens Get Together
Len had instructed me to look up cuckold stuff but to save cumming for making love to Leah. I did my chores, put our daughter to bed then started my assignment.
I remember the early years of looking at internet porn. Cuckold was still small stuff and I found stuff under wife watching, BBC for wife and hotwife. Stileproject was still a thing for the non conventional.
I was finding quite a bit of stuff about denial and the wife telling her husband how good a BBC feels. That stuff was like gold. Then I came across literotica!
Anyways I'm not going to pretend to know what I was specifically looking at around that time and what I might have been looking at that night but I know two things turned my crank. Denial and the thought of her getting pregnant. Maybe not with his baby but watching her get fucked with my baby in her. I loved stories of wives out of control and their hubbies having to pick up the pieces. I went to bed raging hard and shaking to await Leah's return the next day trying to imagine what they might be doing…
Around 2am I got a call. It was Leah and she was two sheets to the wind.
Leah: Hey there you handsome husband! Whatcha doin?
Me (in a what the hell do you think tone, I don't always do well with a drunk call in the middle of the night): Sleeping??
Leah (keep in mind the drunk slur to all she said): Well excuuuese me! I just thought you might still be wanking off thinking about your wife fucking your best friend! Maybe putting it in my ass!
Me (waking quickly): Wait, what??? Did he???
Leah: No but I know you. I know what you like you pervert…. I love you, do you know I love my freaky fucked up pervert husband?
Me: I hope you do.
Leah: Well I must, look what I do for you!
By this point I was thinking “why would she wake me? Is this really just a drunk call to say she loves me?”
Me: I love you too, are you having fun? What are you calling for?
Leah: Well I was naughty and you are going to yell at me. I'm sorry, ok?? I said it… I'm sorry…
Now I was a little worried…
Me: What? What happened?
Leah: Honey I have a big mouth. Everybody left and Carmen had too much to drink so she said she was staying on the couch. Len and I didn't know what to do….
“Oh shit” I thought
Leah: we were just kinda sitting around and then I said I would have to stay the night too cause I had too much to drink… so she asked where I was going to sleep and I just blurted out “with my boyfriend”... so long story short Len and I told her EVERYTHING…
Me: Everything???
Leah: Everything! From how you love denial to how I come here on Saturdays to Len being my boyfriend to the bed you made for us, she thought that was hilarious by the way, to you not wanting me to give you sex to you liking the taste of Lens cum! I even told her about the difference between Lens COCK and your penis, how you can't last and how Len fucks me so much better than you! She couldn't believe you get off on that! This is awesome honey! I could finally talk to someone about this, now I can confide in my best friend about this stuff!
Me (shocked): Are you serious? Carmen is the absolute last person you should have told! The whole town probably knows already! She couldn't shut her mouth with a roll of duct tape!
Carmen really and truly was and still is the absolute worst gossiper I have ever met. She thrives on it. She always had stories that started with “ok you didn't hear this from me but…”
I was pretty worked up about it but on the other hand I was at a 10 for horny. The fact that she told a gossiper all that and even mentioned how much Len satisfies her…
Then I thought, wait she is repeating a lot of her conversations, out loud and like she was declaring all of it to be truth. She could have just said “I told Carmen about Len”
Me: Wait, where is Carmen?
Carmen: On the other line asshole! How dare you! Leah can trust me with anything! You know what, fuck you Doug, now I get why she's with Len!
Oh shit! Back pedal or pedal to the metal? Fuck it, in for a penny, in for a pound…
Me: Oh my God, Carmen, I'm sorry, I didn't know...
Carmen: Obviously…
Me: Well fuck Carmen, what do you think is going to happen if this shit gets out? I have a family to protect… this is serious! Leah, why would you do all this?
Leah: I, I, I'm sorry honey, she just wouldn't believe me so we decided to do a conference call so she could hear it from you… shit honey I'm sorry. Carmen he didn't mean that stuff but it's true you do share a lot of shit and this is important… look, both of you, I am in the wrong all the way around, I should have asked you Doug before telling Carmen and I shouldn't have set you up like that on this three way call. Fuck I'm stupid!
Me and Carmen: No no it's ok…
After a little silence…
Carmen: So Doug? I told you when you started dating Leah that she was never going to be a one man kind of girl and it turns out you get off on it! It looks like you two were made for each other… I've never heard of anything like this… good for you guys for making all this work!
After a pause
Carmen (clearly getting her last dig in): And it's a good thing she found herself a guy who knew how to please a woman, clearly according to Leah all men aren't created equal… and she laughed
Then Leah started laughing and that started a spiral of giggles between the two of them for at least a couple of minutes. They were both clearly still at least a little drunk and likely sleep deprived.
Finally they calmed down and it was clear I was a… fourth wheel?
Leah: Ok, well I love you honey. Len and I are going to bed. I will see you in the morning… how did your… research come?
Me: Good, I'm finding I like some crazy stuff…
Leah: Oh I knew that! Like what now?
Me: Oh the usual... love the denial, the humiliation, the having to do chores… you know…
I kind of left it linger in the air.
Leah: Yeah and? What else now?
I was a bit flummoxed, Carmen was on the phone and I wasn't sure where Len was.
Me: I don't know…
Leah: Oh just say it. Then Len and I can discuss…
Me: Carmens on the phone…
Carmen: Oh just spill it. I'm so intrigued and Leah would just tell me the minute you guys were off the phone. I may as well hear it from you…
Me: Well... orgasm control sounds hot… I like stories of wives being out of control… I like wedding dress stories…
Carmen: Wait what?
Me: Well Len fucking Leah in her dress… maybe on a special occasion… might be hot…
Leah: Wow! Yeah! That might be hot, I think Len and I would definitely be up for that. Imagine if you saw him take me in it? Oooh, good job babe, that's hot!
Me (feeling encouraged I said in a small voice): Well and pregnancy…
Leah and Carmen together: Wait what???
Time to back track…
Me: No no hold on… I'm just saying… we had talked briefly before about not waiting too long between kids and…
Carmen: You want Len to get your wife pregnant? Are you??? What the fuck man???
Leah: Let him finish Carmen. Let's see how he gets out of this one…Len wipe that grin off your face… it's not happening...
Me: No no I of course I want to be the father of my kids but… I get off on the competition… you know??? Like... I don't know… never mind… it was stupid… I'm sorry…
Now I never mentioned this but Carmen at this point was a second year psych student at university. If you've ever talked to one they talk with authority like they have had a doctorate for 40 years in psychiatry. Always ready to provide the “why” anyone does or says anything… I know that seems awfully convenient to my story but it’s the truth. She ended up completing her university, not getting a job and going back to be a teacher. Now she teaches grade 1 in our town and has actually taught a couple of my little ones (that I have with my present wife) small town small world….
Carmen: You know, I think I get it, Doug wants to be the father at the end of the day but wants to have to fight for it. It's a very primal instinct. He wants to fight for your uterus. It's a very carnal and primal instinct… it makes sense.
Leah: Wait, I never said I'm ready for another kid yet. I think I have some say in this…
Me: Totally, we are just talking theory… I'm ok with not, I just like the fantasy of not knowing, of you saying “what if I'm pregnant with Lens kid?” or “You know I'm ovulating and I'm Lens tonight…” You know?
By this point it was clear everyone had sobered up quite a bit.
Leah: So? What if I was pregnant with his kid? What happens then?
Len in the background: Wait, what??? I'm not getting you pregnant, I thought you're on the pill?
Leah to Len: Don’t worry honey, I am, this is all hypothetically speaking.
Leah to me: Well Doug, what then?
Me: Well… I never thought of it. I guess we look close enough…
Leah: Doug? Are you kidding?! Len had red hair when he was a kid! His whole family does! That's not close enough! His eyes are different colour, you guys don't look “close enough”... can you raise a kid that looks at you and calls you dad but looks just like uncle Len??? And Len what would you do? Just sit back and be content being an uncle to your kid?
Len in the background: Don't get me involved, this is Dougs thing not mine. I'm not raising any kids anytime soon.
Holy shit I was thinking. This seems like a dream. All of this is happening so fast… how did I get to this point.
Me: Honey, I would love any baby you had like it was my own but why are you getting all crazy? This is all hypothetical. Nobody's getting pregnant.
Leah (a little pissed): So what about the stories turned you on Doug?
Me: I don't know. Like the hubby only gets one pump once a week for baby making and the boyfriend has sex all the time but with a condom.
Leah: Len doesn't wear condoms, you do, you know that.
Len: That's right baby, you tell him
Carmen: Len could pull out maybe?
Just like that. Without an invite to the party Carmens making suggestions and Leah's not telling her to mind her own. Trust me, she never stopped interfering as you will see in the future…
Leah: Well… like we said all hypothetical. I'm not getting pregnant again anytime soon so you will have to just settle with what's happening right now. I'm liking this…
Some awkward silence before Carmen stepped in again.
Carmen: This is surreal! I can't believe all this… I can't believe there are guys like you… guys who drive their women to take a boyfriend and cut off sex and even want to raise another mans kid! Wow. I'm not going to use names but I'm definitely going to write a paper on you guys eventually… this is pure gold! Well I'm going to bed. Good night Doug… You know your wife is going to have crazy sex without you tonight? You probably have a little boner right now, I always knew you were a freak.
She was giggling and hung up.
“Go fuck yourself Carmen” is what I wanted to say but didn't. Did her comments turn me on? My penis thought so… Were they welcome? Definitely not. It felt intrusive. None of her business. Oh well whatever I thought… I don't give a shit what she thinks…
Leah: Carmen be nice. He's still my husband and I love the crazy bastard.
Me: Thanks honey
Leah: Ok Len and I are going to turn in. Have a good sleep. I love you.
Me: Think you still have enough energy for sex?
Leah: Of course! (And in a whisper) Besides I must be a little fucked up because all of this pregnancy talk and telling Carmen everything got me so wet even Len is going to slide right in with no friction.
She giggled a little.
That turned me on a whole lot and nearly floored me. She seemed pissed off when I mentioned pregnancy but now was saying it turned her on? Women… sometimes I just don't get them.
Me: Have fun and save a little for me.
Leah: No promises. Goodnight! Dream of big cocks in all my holes making me cum like crazy and Lens semen knocking at my door trying to get me pregnant! We will definitely talk more when I get home and you do your best to satisfy me.
I definitely had some wild dreams that night!