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Does your wife have a name for your small penis? We are trying out names like Dinky One, Tiny Tool, and Little Weener.

Little Petey...

She mostly calls it "dick let."

She usually calls it my winkie or winklet, as it’s smooth and tiny like a baby boy’s (and as much use as a baby boy’s too.)

Pinky

His Defect

My penis is called Tinky. Implies small, weak and something she laughs at more than respects.

The worm

The "little guy."

Little dickie, that’s why i am MsM’s ld !!

MsM’s ld

Has anyone ever watched one of those Laurel and Hardy black and white talkie shorts on TV (they're on often enough) originally made in Hollywood in the 1930's, so around eighty to ninety years ago?

One particular twenty minute short was called Saps at Sea (in the UK, may have had a different title in the US)

My point being in this one our two hapless idiots (the only crew aboard) were taking a hire boat out to sea when, unbeknownst to them, we find it was harbouring escaped convict Nick Grainger together with his trusted hand gun.

Sure enough the rough looking heavy, the brutish unshaven and unwashed Nick Grainger reveals himself to our two panicked fools pulling the gun on them and demanding they now follow his orders

He then threatens them pointing at himself and his gun with the infamous line if you won't listen to BIG NICK (himself) then perhaps you'll listen to LITTLE NICK waving his gun at them. I always thought it hilarious how our hapless heroes then trying to think up an escape plan kept referring to his weapon as LITTLE NiCK (Ollie saying to Stan, "you heard him if big Nick doesn't get us then sure as hell little Nick will)

Has anyone called Tom (for example) had their dick called LITTLE Tom?

Tbf subguy80 with little guy isn't too dissimilar

Mine tells me I'm trying to steal her vagina. Or calls it "your clit"

My screen name comes directly from my ex-wife who called it a "tiny boy dick." My current wife gets NOTHING from my fucking so these days we just don't have sex of any kind.

Occasionally my wife will refer to mine as a penis (she's a nurse and sometimes reverts to professional talk) but most of the time she calls it a peepee. She says it's too small to call it a dick and definitely too small to ever call it a cock. Every once in a while she will also call it my 'sissy clit' but almost all the time it's just my 'peepee'.

She mostly refers to it as "that thing" between my legs. For a while She called a "babys dick," or a "little bois dick."

Tp tiny penis

dark_perv wrote: ↑

Mon Feb 28, 2022 5:16 pm

She mostly refers to it as "that thing" between my legs. For a while She called a "babys dick," or a "little bois dick."

I'm not sure if this was a turn-on for you or not but I WISH my current wife would say those kinds of things to me. Even though she knows I enjoy it when women humiliate me about my undersize dick and lack of sexual skills, humiliating me is just something my wife won't do.

AgegapCuck wrote: ↑

Sun Feb 27, 2022 12:33 am

My penis is called Tinky. Implies small, weak and something she laughs at more than respects.

Ha, close to mine!!...my wife refers to mine as 'tinks'...(as in short for'tinky winky', the purple teletubby)...funny she came up with the name well before any discussion of sph or cuckold themed teasing was mentioned

My wife doesn't comment on my size although she does sometimes extol the size and girth of her lovers.

Mine is Turtle as it resembles a turtle head peeking out from shell. She has told her friends that is her name for it and a couple of them have called me Turtle when out for drinks

Apparently, nicknames are common but my wife hasn't used names at any time with me and to the best of my knowledge hasn't used nicknames with other guys. But I enjoy her telling me her descriptions of their dicks and her feelings when fucking others while we're having sex.

It's cute

My wife always called mine a pecker or peter. never a cock or dick. Sometimes when she'd had a few drinks shed say little peter or little pecker.

Locked away redundant.

Get that "Thing" away from me!

C