Wife’s Nickname for Penis

[wannabecuck69]

Clit or pencil duck.

[wannabecuck69]

Clit or pencil dick.

[hinkynero]

the hostess (who I later learned was a funny and playful sort) said, "He's not so small." (I'm 6'). Aaron said, "Oh, trust me, he's small in ways you can't see." She didn't skip a beat and said something like, "Oh, Okay, I get it."

I love the sound of the interaction there. I would be worried that involving a random person could make that person uncomfortable, but I am hoping the "little guy" tipped her generously to make up for his small penis.

[subguy80]

the hostess (who I later learned was a funny and playful sort) said, "He's not so small." (I'm 6'). Aaron said, "Oh, trust me, he's small in ways you can't see." She didn't skip a beat and said something like, "Oh, Okay, I get it."

I would be worried that involving a random person could make that person uncomfortable, but I am hoping the "little guy" tipped her generously to make up for his small penis. :)

She had taken a yoga class from my wife and Sarah knew her personality well enough to know she wouldn't be offended or put on the spot. Oh, yes, I left a very generous tip that evening!

[funkyfitter]

That pathetic thing

[FuckMyAsianGirl]

Mt wife calls my little dick a worm, and as you might guess, big ones are snakes.

[mustangtod]

Tiny Dinky

[wifedateshubwaits]

My wife calls my dick, my “little peeny.” I take it as a term of endearment.

For example, when my wife gets home from a date and I’ve finished licking her, she’ll frequently ask, “Do you want to play with your little peeny and I’ll tell you about my date?”

[emca753]

In front of her boytoy it was needledick

[Abrandnewstart194]

Early on in our relationship, she asked me if O had a name for my penis. Without even pausing, I said, “Yes, Polyphemus.”

[QueenHedone]

Early on in our relationship, she asked me if O had a name for my penis. Without even pausing, I said, “Yes, Polyphemus.”

Not long after you named my lady bits Hedone.

[bull4hw]

Clit

[Cookiescream]

Mushmellow

[funkyfitter]

My wife calls my dick, my “little peeny.” I take it as a term of endearment.

For example, when my wife gets home from a date and I’ve finished licking her, she’ll frequently ask, “Do you want to play with your little peeny and I’ll tell you about my date?”

My wife calls mine "little peenie" also.
Many times with the word pathetic to describe it.

[NSEW1]

Pinky prick
Prissy sissy pee-pee
Itsy-bitsy
Boy dick

[emca753]

I always liked ...paltry offerings

[4incheslong]

I don't think she has a nickname for it. But she told a group of women at a party I was "fun sized" like the Halloween candy bars. Nothing quite like a pause and a big group laugh at my tiny dick and red face.

[emca753]

Does your wife have a name for your small penis? We are trying out names like Dinky One, Tiny Tool, and Little Weener.

Needledick

[vmb69]

This past weekend she told me "I think I will call it a pussy from now on, it's not really a dick and I can finger it like a pussy it's such an ennie"

[funkyfitter]

This past weekend she told me "I think I will call it a pussy from now on, it's not really a dick and I can finger it like a pussy it's such an ennie"

Does she really finger it ?

[vmb69]

This past weekend she told me "I think I will call it a pussy from now on, it's not really a dick and I can finger it like a pussy it's such an ennie"

Does she really finger it ?

She does yes.

[funkyfitter]

Wow ! Mine is small but not that small. My wife will pinch Mine between her thumb and finger with a look like she's picking up a dead mouse.

[TinyBoyDick]

I don't think she has a nickname for it. But she told a group of women at a party I was "fun sized" like the Halloween candy bars. Nothing quite like a pause and a big group laugh at my tiny dick and red face.

Good! Now the other women all know about your tiny "fun-size" dickie. As a man who has also experienced women LAUGHING at all that I DON'T have between my legs, I can relate to your situation 100% Just accept your lot in life. MANY men will be willing to give her EVERYTHING your wife needs and can never get from you. ENJOY the humiliation, brother--- you DESERVE it.

[BFofGF]

My GF calls my penis

Your little baby wiener

Or

Your little dicklett

[Mr JnJ Doe]

Clitty and then her boyfriend started calling it a little pee pee, so that’s what she calls it now. So embarrassing.